Archive for the ‘Scandal’ Category

Suggestive Selena Gomez Song Is About Nick Jonas

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

If you find the Jonas Brothers to be the most annoying band in the world, then you must be an old fart, or you just might have good taste, which is what maturity gives you.  Selena Gomez’s music for Disney might fall under the same category, so a Selena Gomez song about a Jonas brother might be double the yuck factor.  Still, “Head First” might just grow on ya, if you just plug your ears and let your mind wander about what the song could be about.  Hmm… Both are young Christians who wear purity rings and all that, promising no sex until marriage.  Still, Selena just turned sixteen, and everyone knows what happened to Jamie Lynn Spears when she was sixteen…  So “Head First” might be all about safe, oral love between two consenting individuals, with no danger of a career-ending pregnancy in sight!  What do you think?

If you’re thinking what I think you’re thinking, shame on you!  All I’m thinking is that Selena doesn’t have that defective Spears gene, so she’s got a more level head on her shoulders than Jamie Lynn.  You should just click here and check out that site instead, and maybe one day Selena Gomez will make her way there, just like all the other naughty Nickolodeon and Disney teens who just can’t control themselves…

Selena Gomez And Demi Lovato Bikini Scandal

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

The timing was what made this issue so hard ignore.  After all, Miley Cyrus was constantly in the headlines, what with all the brouhaha over the Annie Leibovitz photoshoot, and then those naughty, naughty shower and striptease pics started leaking onto the internet, gifts to Miley’s adoring fans from a supposed hacker who broke into Miley’s cellphone.  With Miley Cyrus revealing her true slutty nature to the general public, it’s the squeaky clean Selena Gomez who is really looking like the heir apparent to the family-friendly Disney throne.  Then word spread of some wet n’ wild Selena Gomez pics, with her bestie and fellow actress Demi Lovato involved.

Well, it turned out to be some bikini pics by the pool as you can plainly see here, and most everyone gave a sigh of relief, but with an eyebrow still raised at what this could signify.  It was a close call for Selena, and Disney, and who knows what the future holds with all these kids running wild with their camera phones and narcissistic drive to post their every move on You Tube?  Who knows, but like I’ve said, I wouldn’t be surprised if a Selena Gomez nude pic showed up, and if you want to see the naughtiest stuff from her so far, go click on that link!